Funny Navy Joke

Fall Out

The First Mate was in a rare mood as he finished drilling the crew. He barked out a final order: "All right, you idiots, fall out!"

The men fell out, but one sailor stood firm.

The sailor stared as the First Mate and smiled. "There were a lot of them weren't there sir?"

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I heard a good one a while back, about a guy who named his boat "MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY".

Everyone thought it was pretty funny until the first time he used his VHF radio. Needless to say, the Coastguard were not very amused and he had to rename her very quickly.

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