another redneck joke C&P

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> Contrary to popular belief, rednecks are not stupid. They soon realize<br />just<br />> what causes pregnancy.<br />><br />> Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells<br />Luther,<br />><br />> "Ya know, I reckon I'm bout ready for another vacation. Only this year,<br />> I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your<br />advice<br />> about<br />> where to go". "Three years ago, you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii<br />and<br />><br />> Earline got pregnant." "Then two years ago, you told me to go to the<br />> Bahamas<br />> and Earline got pregnant again." "Last year you suggested Tahiti and<br />darned<br />> if<br />> Earline didn't get pregnant again."<br />><br />> Luther asks Billy Bob "So, what are you gonna do this year that's<br />> different?"<br />><br />> Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me!"<br />><br />><br />>
 
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Re: another redneck joke C&P

Ha ha ha!! That was a good Friday afternoon laugh! :D I needed that!
 
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Re: another redneck joke C&P

Sounds like the back wood couple Rufus and Maybelline, every year like clock work they took the mule into town to have the new baby delivered, after 14 straight years the Doc says, well, guess I'll see you folks about this time nest year, Rufus answered, no way Doc, we finally figured out what causing this. ;)
 
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