Best Blonde Joke Ever??

[Tyme2fish]

POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br /> <br /> A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. <br /> <br /> The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. <br /> <br /> Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. <br /> <br /> "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." <br /> <br /> "But I always buy it here," says the blonde. <br /> <br /> "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. <br /> <br /> "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." <br /><br /> She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at <br /> it and says to her "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." <br /> <br /> Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.......... <br /><br />"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM " <br /><br /><br />

 

[Limited-Time]

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OMG Best or worst????? still funny!!

 

[ehenry]

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Ms Ladyfish is gonna leave you getting around on bloody stumps behind this one ! ! !

 

[fireship1]

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You just made LF's ultimate dead man of the year list! Run! Run and don't look back!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"<br /><br />The brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.<br /><br />"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the redhead.<br /><br />"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the redhead.<br /><br />"No! It's brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with redheads!"<br /><br />"OK," says the redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.<br /><br />Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!"<br /><br />"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the blonde.<br /><br />"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"<br /><br />"Look," the blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />put the blanket down, and back away from it..."

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll take that bet," the blonde replied.<br /><br />A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50.<br /><br />"No, a bet's a bet," the blonde replies, "I owe you fifty dollars."<br /><br />The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies "No, you don't understand, I saw the 5 o'clock edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out."<br /><br />That's okay," the blonde replies, "I saw it earlier too, <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />but I didn't think he'd do it again."

 

[JRJ]

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