Bassy
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2003
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Subject: Middle Age is this true?<br /><br />I have found at my age going bra-less<br />pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.<br /><br />You're getting old when you don't care<br />where your spouse goes,<br />just as long as you don't have to go along.<br /><br />Statistics show that at the age of seventy,<br />there are five women to every man.<br />Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?<br /><br />Middle age is when it takes longer to rest<br />than to get tired.<br /><br />By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,<br />he's too old to go anywhere.<br /><br />Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends,<br /> and have begun to grow in the middle.<br /><br />Someone has described heaven as a family reunion that never ends.<br />What could hell possibly be like?<br />Home videos of the same reunion?<br /><br />A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down<br /> by his doctor instead of by the police.<br /><br />Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing <br /> the one that will get you home earlier.<br /><br />You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution<br />is the only thing you care to exercise.<br /><br />At my age, "getting a little action" means I don't need<br /> to take a laxative.<br /><br />Don't worry about avoiding temptation.<br />As you grow older, it will avoid you.<br /><br />The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its <br /> way through Congress.<br /><br />You're getting old when "getting lucky" means you find your car<br />in the parking lot.<br /><br />You're getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent,<br />and you don't know until the 4th of July..<br /><br />You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after <br /> feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before. 
