A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. <br /><br />She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me <br />Father, could I ask a favour?" <br /><br />"Of course my child, What can I do for you?" <br /><br />"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated vibrating hair <br />remover for which I paid a good sum of money. I have really gone over the <br />declaration limits and I am worried that they <br />will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your <br />cassock?" <br /><br />"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie." <br /><br />"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any <br />questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'. <br /><br />The aircraft arrived at its destination. <br /><br />When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you <br />have anything to declare?" <br /><br />"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son", <br />he replied. <br /><br />Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash <br />down, what do you have?" <br /><br />The priest replied, "I have there a marvellous little instrument destined <br />for use by women, but which has never been used." <br /><br />Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. <br /> 
