Wife:: If I was to die , Would you marry again?<br />Man ;; No ! Of course not.<br /><br />Wife::Why not? , Dont you like being married?<br />Man:: Of course I do.<br /><br />Wife:: Then why wouldnt you remarry?<br />Man:: Ok! I ll get married again.<br /><br />Wife:: You would ?( With a hurtful look on her face)<br />Man :: Makes a loud Groan. <br /><br />Wife::Would you let her sleep in our bed?<br />Man:: Where else would we sleep?<br /><br />Wife::Would you replace my picture , with hers?<br />Man :: Seems like the proper thing to do. <br /><br />Wife:: Will you play golf with her? <br />Man :: I guess so.<br /><br />Wife:: Will you let her use my golf clubs? <br /> Man :: No! Shes left handed. <br /><br />Wife::-Silence-<br />Man:: S#IT! 
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