funny- ministers game

mellowyellow

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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."<br /><br />The pastor shouted out, "Cross."<br /><br />Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross."<br /><br />The pastor hollered out "Grace."<br /><br />The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound."<br /><br />The pastor said, "Power."<br /><br />The congregation sang, "There is Power in the Blood."<br /><br />The Pastor said, "Sex."<br /><br />The congregation fell into total silence.<br />Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.<br /><br />Then all of a sudden way in the back of the church a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories."
 

KennyKenCan

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Re: funny- ministers game

I guess I'm a little too young to get that one?<br /><br />"Precious Memories" ??
 

LadyFish

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Re: funny- ministers game

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Funny.
 
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