heycods
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>>A hillbilly went hunting one day in Kentucky and bagged three ducks. He<br />>>put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home<br />>>when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like <br />>>hillbillies.<br />>><br />>>The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and<br />>>the hillbilly pulled out a valid Kentucky hunting license.<br />>><br />>>The game warden looked at! the license, then reached over and picked up <br />>>one<br />>>of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Kentucky.<br />>>This is a Tennessee duck. You got a Tennessee huntin' license, boy?"<br />>><br />>>The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Tennessee hunting<br />>>license.<br />>><br />>>The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second <br />>>duck,<br />>>sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Tennessee duck. This duck's <br />>>from<br />>> Mississippi. You got a Mississippi license?"<br />>><br />>>The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Mississippi hunting<br />>>license<br />>><br />>>The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck , sniffed its<br />>>butt, and said, "This ain't no Mississippi duck. This here duck's from <br />>>South<br />>>Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"<br />>><br />>>Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South <br />>>Carolina<br />>>hunting license<br />>><br />>>The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at <br />>>the<br />>>hillbilly, "Boy, just where the he!! are you from?"<br />>><br />>>The hillbilly turned around, dropped his pants, bent over, and said,"You<br />>>tell me. You're the expert."
