A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked," How long before I can get a haircut?"<br />The barber looked around the shop full of customers said," About 2 hours" The guy left.<br /><br />A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can gethaircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said," About 3 hours." The guy left.<br /><br />A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked," How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said," About an hour and half."<br />The guy left.<br /><br />The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey Bill, do me a favor.<br />Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back"<br /><br />A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked," So where does that guy go when he leaves?"<br /><br />Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house" 
