Things That Are Hard To Say When You're Drunk<br /><br />a) Innovative<br />b) Preliminary<br />c) Proliferation<br />d) Cinnamon<br /><br /><br />Scroll Down...<br /><br /><br />Scroll Down...<br /><br /><br />Scroll Down...<br /><br /><br />Scroll Down...<br /><br /><br />Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...<br /><br />a) Specificity<br />b) British Constitution<br />c) Passive-aggressive disorder<br />d) Transubstantiate<br /><br /><br />Scroll Down...<br /><br /><br />Scroll Down...<br /><br /><br />Scroll Down...<br /><br /><br />Scroll Down...<br /><br /><br />Scroll Down...<br /><br /><br />Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...<br /><br />a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.<br />b) Nope, no more booze for me.<br />c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.<br />d) No kebab for me, thank you.<br />e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?<br />f) I'm not interested in fighting you.<br />g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.<br />h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.<br />i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.<br />j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
