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Sign over Gynecologist's Office<br />"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."<br /><br />******************************<br />In a Podiatrist's office:<br />"Time wounds all heels."<br /><br />**************************<br />On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :<br />"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"<br /><br />**************************<br />At a Proctologist's door:<br />"To expedite your visit please back in."<br /><br />**************************<br />On a Plumber's truck:<br />"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."<br /><br />**************************<br />At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:<br />"Invite us to your next blowout."<br /><br />**************************<br />At a Towing company:<br />"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."<br /><br />**************************<br />On an Electrician's truck:<br />"Let us remove your shorts."<br /><br />**************************<br />On a Maternity Room door:<br />"Push. Push. Push."<br /><br />**************************<br />At an Optometrist's Office<br />"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."<br /><br />**************************<br />On a Taxidermist's window:<br />"We really know our stuff."<br /><br />**************************<br />On a Fence:<br />"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."<br /><br />**************************<br />At a Car Dealership:<br />"The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment."<br /><br />**************************<br />Outside a Muffler Shop:<br />"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."<br /><br />**************************<br />In a Veterinarian's waiting room:<br />"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"<br /><br />**************************<br />At the Electric Company:<br />"We would be delighted if you'd send in your payment. However, if you don't, you'll be de-lighted."<br /><br />**************************<br />In a Restaurant window:<br />"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."<br /><br />**************************<br />In the front yard of a Funeral Home:<br />"Drive carefully. We'll wait."<br /><br />**************************<br />At a Propane Filling Station,<br />"Thank heaven for little grills."<br /><br />**************************<br />And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:<br />"Best place in town to take a leak
