How to call the cops.

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brother chris

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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE March 11, 2006<br />> >George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she<br />could see from the bedroom window.<br /> George opened the back door to go turn off the light,<br />but<br />> > >saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no".<br />>Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.<br />>George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.<br />"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."<br />> Then he hung up.<br />Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed <br />>Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.<br />>One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"<br />> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"<br />> > ><br />> > >
 
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Re: How to call the cops.

I live down the hill from my parents. about 10pm one night I see this pickup truck go barreling up the hill. I go outside to look and see him stuck in my parents yard.<br /><br />I grab the flashlight and run up the hill, this guy is SOOOOO drunk, asks me for a tire, He had obviously ran flat about 5 miles away cause there was nothing there except a very worn rim. I tell him I'll go call him a tow truck as I go to go in the house to call the cops... he follows me...<br /><br />I get in the house and close the door and see him stumbeling around in the driveway out front... don't know this guy from anyone.<br /><br />When I called the cops, I made sure I mentioned, "I fear for my life as I don't know what this person is capable of"<br /><br />Not 2 minutes later county trooper was there.
 
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I had a similar situation in real life years ago. Caught two guys burglarizing my car, and kept one at gunpoint while the other ran off. Call the cops and wait...wait...wait...wait...<br /><br />Call again and they tell me they're busy. Now, do you know how slowly time goes by with a pissed off criminal laying on your floor while you hold a gun to his head? I said something about him bleeding out and he could die, and all of a sudden they had people available. They assumed I'd shot him. He had cut himself on the broken glass from my window, but I wasn't going to correct the 911 guy. Cops showed up quick after that.
 
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That's why I like the "Don't retreat" laws being passed in State Legislatures. Heck, shoot him again and make sure he (she) stays down!!<br />One minute with a felon is an hour to an honest home owner. <br />Why aren't the're any Black Drivers in Nascar?? Any time they crash, they jump and run!!!<br />I know that will get zapped!!!!<br />And they also have to drive in an upright position.
 
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:eek: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Never had that problem yet,i guess most people around here know that i will shoot first,and anyway they have along way down my driveway to think real hard about it.
 
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