A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple".<br /><br /> The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret oftheir long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America, " explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse<br />stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said,"That's twice."<br /> We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.<br /> I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot<br />the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment.. we have lived happily ever after." 
