Life is a Test and You are Graded on a Curve<br />At age 4, success is... not peeing in your pants.<br /><br />At age 12, success is... having friends.<br /><br />At age 16, success is... having a driver's license.<br /><br />At age 20, success is... having sex.<br /><br />At age 35, success is... having money.<br /><br />At age 50, success is... having money.<br /><br />At age 60, success is... having sex.<br /><br />At age 70, success is... having a driver's license.<br /><br />At age 75, success is... having friends.<br /><br />At age 80, success is... not peeing in your pants.
