LadyFish
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Little Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little<br />baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the<br />parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.<br />Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise<br />crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with<br />Little Johnny before going to the neighbours.<br /><br />He said,"Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want<br />you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really<br />going to spank your butt when we get back home."<br /><br />I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.<br />At the neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and<br />touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said,<br />"Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"<br /> <br /><br />The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was<br />pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."<br />He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little<br />feet.<br />Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can<br />see good?<br /><br />The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his<br />doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"<br />Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd be screwed if he<br />needed to wear glasses" 