SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Breakup"<br /><br />When snapperbait's girlfriend realized that he was really<br />kicking her lazy butt out for good, she started trying<br />to patch things up. She got all sad, and looked at him<br />with tenderness, saying,<br />"You know I love you. Say those three little words that<br />will make me walk on air."<br /><br />snapper said, "Go hang yourself."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"The Clock"<br /><br />LadyFish complains, "Our wall clock almost killed my<br />mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up<br />from the couch."<br /><br />Mr. LadyFish mumbles, "Dang clock always was<br />slow."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Buddies"<br /><br />"Hey SS," said gonfishn, "did you know a lot of<br />shrinks say that stinkbait on the first date can<br />prohibit any truly meaningful and lasting<br />relationship from ever developing?"<br /><br />"Darn right!" replied SS. "I count on it."
