New Canadian

scrapper

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A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant To Canada.<br /> He stops the first person he sees walking down The street and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for Letting me in this country, and giving me housing, Food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says. "You are mistaken, I am Pakistan."The man goes on and encounters another; Passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful Country here in Canada!" The person says, "I <br />no Canadian,I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next Person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada!" That person Puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East,IAm not a Canadian!" He finally sees a lady and asks suspiciously, "Are yo an Canadian?" She says, "No, I am from India. So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the<br />Canadians?" ; The Indian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and Says..... "Probably at work
 

Tyme2fish

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Re: New Canadian

Same story South of you. :mad: :mad: At least we don't have to speak French!!
 

heycods

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Re: New Canadian

Aww time 2 fish scrap IS French, this may be worse than being on Lady Fishes list :eek: :eek: ;) Thats why his jokes keep getting zapped, he is having a little trouble learning the language
 

JB

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Re: New Canadian

That's a three :D :D :D er, Scrapper.
 

scrapper

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Re: New Canadian

Ya know ! Once I had a guy fom Quebec ask me if I spoke French. I told him "Nope ! I have enough trouble with english" Its always made me wonder as to why they teach French in high schools here, But not FrenchCanadian . They teach overseas french .The two are as different as high & low german. ooo la la :D :D
 

heycods

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Re: New Canadian

Awww Scrap you was supposed to get a french dictionary and Quote some french to time 2 :D :D :D :D
 

fireship1

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Re: New Canadian

Good joke Scrapper. Glad to see you haven't given up on making us laugh! ;)
 

scrapper

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Re: New Canadian

Thnx Fireship 1 I have some real good ones and its killing me not posting them , But I promised the silver haired one I d be good ! Dang the fly buzzing around is egging me on, almost as bad as that snickering Mutt of Heycods :D :D
 

dolluper

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Re: New Canadian

Ever get on an elevator in T. O. out numbered forsure :D :D
 
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