SpinnerBait_Nut
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If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else.<br /> <br />Strip mining prevents forest fires.<br /> <br />I suppose we should all count our blessings,<br />especially since they're dwindling.<br /> <br />I don't need drugs. I get the same effect, just<br />by standing up fast.<br /> <br />Saw it ... Wanted it ... Had a fit ... Got it!<br /> <br />A good time to keep your mouth shut is when<br />you're in deep water.<br /> <br />I'm so far behind I think I'm first.<br /> <br />It doesn't matter what temperature a room is,<br />it's always room temperature.<br /> <br />The extra mile isn't half as long as all those<br />other miles.<br /> <br />Frustration is trying to find your glasses<br />without your glasses.<br /> <br />Life is really like a shower. One wrong turn<br />and you're in hot water.<br /> <br />Without my ignorance, your knowledge would<br />be meaningless.<br /> <br />Today everyone wants instant gratification,<br />no matter how long it takes.<br /> <br />They who are afraid to ask are ashamed of<br />learning.<br /> <br />Blessed are those who can give without<br />remembering and take without forgetting.<br /> <br />Four categories of body fat in Georgia:<br />normal, overweight, obese and deputy sheriff.<br /> <br />The irony of life is that, by the time you're old<br />enough to know your way around, you're not<br />going anywhere.<br /> <br />G~d made man before woman so as to give<br />him time to think of an answer for her first<br />question.<br /> <br />I miss the good old days when the<br />Americans were the good guys.<br /> <br />You can learn many things from children,<br />like how much patience you have.<br /><br />Vacation in Asia: It makes you feel taller.<br /> <br />Aspire to inspire before you expire.<br /> <br />To err is human, but to really foul things<br />up requires a committee.<br /> <br />For every action there is an equal and<br />opposite criticism.<br /> <br />In the end, all we have is a bunch of snapshots.<br /> <br />My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to<br />use mine.<br /> <br />A man without a woman is like a neck<br />without a pain.<br /> <br />Three secrets of success in public<br />speaking are: be sincere, be brief, be<br />seated.<br /> <br />Laughter is an Instant Vacation!<br /> <br />Observation: Most people meet the right<br />one after they've married the wrong one.<br /> <br />An optimist laughs to forget. A pessimist<br />forgets to laugh.<br /> <br />A mother can touch a whole generation<br />just by loving her own child well.<br /> <br />How come wrong numbers are never busy!<br /> <br />If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing<br />slowly . .very slowly.<br /> <br />Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!<br /> <br />When skeptics see the handwriting on the<br />wall, they claim it's a forgery.<br /> <br />I hope we live to be as old as our jokes<br /> <br />It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a<br />molehill . . . just add a little dirt.<br /> <br />I want to figure out the meaning of life because<br />then I'd be rich.<br /> <br />Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS
