Stupid Product Warning Labels...<br />On the "CycleAware" helmet-mounted mirror:<br />"Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you."<br /><br />On a large folding cardboard sunshade for car windscreens:<br />"Do not attempt to operate vehicle with sunshade in place."<br /><br />On a car lock which loops around both the clutch pedal and the steering wheel:<br />"Warning - Remove lock before driving."<br /><br />In the instructions for a Korean kitchen knife:<br />"Keep out of children."<br /><br />On a packet of juggling balls:<br />"This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."<br /><br />On a packet of Nytol sleeping tablets:<br />"Warning: may cause drowsiness."<br /><br />On a packet of peanuts served on an internal flight in China (written in both English and Chinese):<br />"Open packet and eat contents."<br /><br />On 500g packets of Sainsbury's peanuts:<br />"Contains nuts."<br /><br />Seen on a camera:<br />"This camera only works when there is a film inside."<br /><br />On a bottle of flavored milk drink:<br />"After opening, keep upright."<br /><br />On a Rowenta iron:<br />"Warning! Never iron clothes on the body!"<br /><br />On a can of windscreen de-icing spray:<br />"Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."<br /><br />On a can of insect spray:<br />"Kills all kinds of insects! Warning: this spray is harmful to bees."<br /><br />A different brand of insect spray:<br />"Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects. Not tested on animals."<br /><br />On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines:<br />"Protect from seawater."<br /><br />On a Halloween Batman costume:<br />"This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."<br /><br />On Sears hairdryer:<br />"Do not use while sleeping."<br />(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)<br /><br />On a bag of Fritos:<br />"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."<br />(The shoplifter special!)<br /><br />On a bar of Dial soap:<br />"Directions: Use like regular soap."<br />(and that would be how?)<br /><br />On some Swann frozen dinners:<br />"Serving suggestion: Defrost."<br />(But it's *just* a suggestion!)<br /><br />On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:<br />"Fits one head."<br />(The big one or the little one?)<br /><br />On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):<br />"Do not turn upside down."<br />(Too late! You lose!)<br /><br />On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:<br />"Product will be hot after heating."<br />(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)<br /><br />On Boot's Children's cough medicine:<br />"Do not drive car or operate machinery."<br />(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off those fork lifts.)<br /><br />On a Swedish chainsaw:<br />"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."<br />(What is this, a home castration kit?)<br /><br />On a child's superman costume:<br />"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."<br />(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
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