>> >> A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices <br />>>the<br />>> >>very<br />>> >>handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.<br />>> >><br />>> >>She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question <br />>>to<br />>> >>ask you,<br />>> >>but I don't want to offend you".<br />>> >><br />>> >>She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old <br />>>as I<br />>> >>am and<br />>> >>have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and <br />>>hear<br />>> >>just<br />>> >>about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or<br />>> >>ask that I<br />>> >>would find offensive."<br />>> >><br />>> >>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss<br />>>me."<br />>> >><br />>> >>She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, number <br />>>1,<br />>> >>you have<br />>> >>to be single and number 2, you must be Catholic."<br />>> >><br />>> >>The ! cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and<br />>> >>Catholic!<br />>> >><br />>> >>"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."<br />>> >><br />>> >>The nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when <br />>>they<br />>> >>get back<br />>> >>on the road, the cab driver starts crying.<br />>> >><br />>> >>"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"<br />>> >><br />>> >>"Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm<br />>> >>married and<br />>> >>I'm Jewish."<br />>> >><br />>> >>The nun says, "That's OK.<br />>> >><br />>> >>My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." 
