An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship <br /><br />holding her hat tight <br />so that it would not blow away in the wind. <br /><br /><br />A gentleman approached her and said, <br />"Pardon me, madam. <br />I do not intend to be forward <br />but did you know that your dress <br />is blowing up in this high wind?" <br /><br /><br />"Yes, I know," said the lady. <br />"I need both my hands <br />to hold onto this hat." <br /><br /><br />"But madam, you must know that you are <br />not wearing any undies <br />and your exposeing yourself" <br />said the gentleman in earnest. <br /><br /><br />The woman looked down, <br />then back up at the man <br />and replied, <br />"Sir, anything you see down there <br />is 85 years old. <br />I just bought this hat yesterday!"
Dirty! In a polite way! 