SpinnerBait_Nut
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"At The Watering Hole"<br /> <br />So one day, Gramma sent her grandson<br />Johnny down to the water hole to get some<br />water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping<br />the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking<br />back at him. He dropped the bucket and<br />hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen.<br /> <br />"Well now, where's my bucket and where's<br />my water?" Gramma asked him.<br /> <br />"I can't get any water from that water hole,<br />Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a<br />BIG ole' alligator down there!"<br /> <br />"Now don't you mind that ole' alligator, Johnny.<br />He's been there for a few years now, and he's<br />never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as<br />scared of you as you are of him!"<br /> <br />"Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as<br />scared of me as I am of him, then that water<br />ain't fit to drink!" 
<br />____________________________________________<br />"Bad Language"<br /> <br />The little boy was caught swearing by his<br />teacher.<br /> <br />"Tyson," she said, "you shouldn't use that<br />kind of language. Where did you hear it?"<br /> <br />"My daddy said it," he responded.<br /> <br />"Well, that doesn't matter," she explained,<br />"I don't want to hear that language in here<br />again."<br /> <br />After a moment, she thought she whispered<br />aloud, "At least he doesn't know what it means."<br /> <br />"I do, too," Tyson corrected. "It means the<br />car won't start."
<br />____________________________________________<br />"Bad Language"<br /> <br />The little boy was caught swearing by his<br />teacher.<br /> <br />"Tyson," she said, "you shouldn't use that<br />kind of language. Where did you hear it?"<br /> <br />"My daddy said it," he responded.<br /> <br />"Well, that doesn't matter," she explained,<br />"I don't want to hear that language in here<br />again."<br /> <br />After a moment, she thought she whispered<br />aloud, "At least he doesn't know what it means."<br /> <br />"I do, too," Tyson corrected. "It means the<br />car won't start." 