SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Things You'll Never Hear a Southerner Say"<br /> <br />"I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."<br /> <br />Duct tape won't fix that.<br /> <br />Come to think of it I'll have a Heineken.<br /> <br />We don't keep firearms in this house.<br /> <br />Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?<br /> <br />You can't feed that to the dog.<br /> <br />I thought Graceland was tacky.<br /> <br />No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.<br /> <br />Wrasslin's fake.<br /> <br />Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?<br /> <br />We're vegetarians.<br /> <br />Do you think my hair is too big?<br /> <br />I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.<br /> <br />Honey, these bonsai trees need watering?<br /> <br />Who's Richard Petty?<br /> <br />Give me the small bag of pork rinds.<br /> <br />Deer heads detract from the decor.<br /><br />Spitting is such a nasty habit.<br /> <br />I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.<br /> <br />Trim the fat off that steak.<br /> <br />Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.<br /> <br />The tires on that truck are too big.<br /> <br />I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.<br /> <br />I've got it all on a floppy disk.<br /> <br />Unsweetened tea tastes better.<br /> <br />Would you like your fish poached or broiled?<br /> <br />My fiance, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.<br /> <br />I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.<br /> <br />Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.<br /> <br />Checkmate.<br /> <br />She's too old to be wearing that bikini.<br /> <br />Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?<br /> <br />Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.<br /> <br />I don't have a favorite college team.<br /> <br />Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.<br /> <br />I believe you cooked those green beans too long.<br /> <br />Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.<br /> <br />Elvis who?
