SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Proposal"<br /><br />At a country-club party a young man was introduced<br />to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying<br />her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl<br />liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback<br />by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when<br />after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.<br /><br />"Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago.<br />How can you be so sure? We know nothing about<br />each other."<br /><br />"You're wrong," the young man declared. "For the<br />past 5 years I've been working in the bank where<br />your father has his account."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Taking Pictures"<br /><br />Dining out one evening, I noticed six teenagers<br />boisterously celebrating some event at a nearby<br />table. Toward their end of their meal, one of them<br />got up and produced a camera.<br /><br />"Hey, wait a minute," one of her companions said.<br />"You have to be in the picture too."<br /><br />When I approached and asked if I could help, the<br />girl who owned the camera was delighted. I<br />snapped a picture of the group and then, being<br />unfamiliar with the camera, I asked her, "Do you<br />want me to take another in case that one doesn't<br />come out?"<br /><br />"Oh, no, that's okay," she chirped innocently. "I<br />always get double prints."<br />duhhhhhhhhh Get the sign
<br /><br />I bet she was soooo BLONDE that:<br /> <br />*She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.<br />*She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.<br />*She thought a quarterback was a refund.<br />*She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.<br />*She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.<br />*She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.<br />*She thought General Motors was in the army.<br />*She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.<br />*Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On<br /> Phonics."<br />*She tripped over a cordless phone.<br />*She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said<br /> "concentrate."<br />*She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."<br />*At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put<br /> "Libra."<br />*She studied for a blood test.<br />*When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.<br />*She went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," so<br /> she turned around and went home.<br />*She heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so she<br /> moved.<br />*She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.<br />*She had a shirt that said "TGIF", which she thought stood for "This<br /> Goes In Front" <br /><br />( I really wish people would stop sending me these)