because 'she' always has a bustle around her and there's usually a gang-o-men about..she has a waist & stays ..it takes alot-o-paint to keep her lookin' good..it's not the initial cost,, but the upkeep that breaks you..she can be all decked out.. it takes an experianced man to handle her correctly.. without a man at the helm she's absolutely uncontrollable..she shows her topside an hides her bottom.. and when at port she always heads for the bouys...