LadyFish
Admiral
- Joined
- Mar 18, 2003
- Messages
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What do you expect from such simple creatures!?
<br /><br />Your last name stays put. <br /><br />The garage is all yours. <br /><br />Wedding plans take care of themselves. <br /><br />Chocolate is just another snack. <br /><br />You can be president. <br /><br />You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. <br /><br />You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. <br /><br />Car mechanics tell you the truth. <br /><br />The world is your urinal. <br /><br />You never have to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky." <br /><br />You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. <br /><br />Same work, more pay. <br /><br />Wrinkles add character. <br /><br />Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. <br /><br />People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. <br /><br />The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. <br /><br />New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. <br /><br />One mood, ALL the time. <br /><br />Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. <br /><br />A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. <br /><br />You can open all your own jars. <br /><br />You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. <br /><br />If someone forgets to invite you, he o r she can still be your friend. <br /><br />Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. <br /><br />Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. <br />(one black pair two sports pair) <br /><br />You almost never have strap problems in public. <br /><br />You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. <br /><br />Everything on your face stays its original color. <br /><br />The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. <br /><br />You only have to shave your face and neck. <br /><br />You can play with toys all your life. <br /><br />Your belly usually hides your big hips. <br /><br />One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. <br /><br />You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. <br /><br />You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. <br /><br />You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. <br /><br />You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. <br /><br />No wonder men are happier! <br /><br />I have so many I could have added to this list but this is afterall a family site.
