SpinnerBait_Nut
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These were all sent by users who have undergone therapy at some point. Unfortunately, they are all beyond cure. Consider these warning signs and see a therapist as soon as possible if you exhibit more than 3 of these signs:<br />.After getting out of your truck you can't take more than ten steps before looking back to make sure it's still there. <br />.The racket it makes when it's started in the morning sounds sweeter than the opening chords of Beethoven's 9th. <br />.You honestly think no perfume smells as good as diesel exhaust. <br />.Your spousal unit begins to wonder why you're suddenly volunteering to run all the errands. <br />.You record fuel consumption, mileage, oil changes, and other significant events in the life of your truck with such care and accuracy that the most picky NASA scientist would conclude you're overdoing it. 
<br />.Three different neighbors have called the police after they've seen you just sitting in your truck at I :00 o'clock in the morning. <br />.You're rolling out of Las Vegas headed for L.A., it's 110 degrees at 10:00 a.m. and you're pulling 11,000 lbs of trailer up the state-line grade when you see a Dodge Cummins ahead and know that life as you know it will end if you don't pass and render it a speck in your rearview mirror. <br />.You hear the word "bible" and immediately think "owner's manual." <br />.You find yourself looking at maps to see if there isn't some way to drive to Europe instead of flying. <br />.Every Monday morning as you drive up the street, your neighbors are frantically running to the curb with their trash cans thinking that the garbage truck has arrived three hours early. You laugh with glee. <br />.The kids waiting for the school bus begin to pick up their books only to find out someone put a t444e in a pickup. You grin and wave as you motor by. <br />.You roll down the window on a cold day while driving just to hear the motor. <br />.When driving through a tunnel or long underpass you slightly slow down just to hear the motor reverberate off the walls. <br />.Your wife dabs diesel fuel behind her ears when she "wants your attention". <br />.You drive around with a ton of gravel just cuz it seems right. <br />.You can't eat and drive when you are not carrying a load.
<br />.Three different neighbors have called the police after they've seen you just sitting in your truck at I :00 o'clock in the morning. <br />.You're rolling out of Las Vegas headed for L.A., it's 110 degrees at 10:00 a.m. and you're pulling 11,000 lbs of trailer up the state-line grade when you see a Dodge Cummins ahead and know that life as you know it will end if you don't pass and render it a speck in your rearview mirror. <br />.You hear the word "bible" and immediately think "owner's manual." <br />.You find yourself looking at maps to see if there isn't some way to drive to Europe instead of flying. <br />.Every Monday morning as you drive up the street, your neighbors are frantically running to the curb with their trash cans thinking that the garbage truck has arrived three hours early. You laugh with glee. <br />.The kids waiting for the school bus begin to pick up their books only to find out someone put a t444e in a pickup. You grin and wave as you motor by. <br />.You roll down the window on a cold day while driving just to hear the motor. <br />.When driving through a tunnel or long underpass you slightly slow down just to hear the motor reverberate off the walls. <br />.Your wife dabs diesel fuel behind her ears when she "wants your attention". <br />.You drive around with a ton of gravel just cuz it seems right. <br />.You can't eat and drive when you are not carrying a load.
