Headach for Sale

r1gal

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Ok, I would like to get $500, but am willing to negotiate.<br /><br />Here is some history:<br /><br />Headache began early on 10/18/05. The headache was treated in the infectious disease ward of Baptist East hospital for two weeks. After being released from the hospital, the headache was treated with milder drugs, like Bupap and Vicoden. This treatment lasted for two months. During this time, the headache did not falter. Day in and day out it fought the weak drugs and won. It did not move, constantly reinforcing its ferocity. During the early part of December, a neurologist began trying to knock out the headache. Blood work, CT scans and MRI scans could shed no light on any of the headache’s weaknesses. The headache continued to fight all new comers. The resulting battle victories that the headache obtained led to time off work. During this time, more tests were performed, but to date, nothing has found a way to defeat the headache.<br /><br />Now that the headache’s intensity and longevity have been documented, think of the possibilities of paying for the headache transfer to your boss, rival co-worker, or your ex-girlfriend / boyfriend.<br /><br />Paypal is accepted, but cash is preferred. Post any questions. I will include some of the left over medicine that has been used. The drugs work best when taken with alcohol. Don’t forget about the endless opportunities that you could provide yourself when choosing your victim.
 

ob

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Re: Headach for Sale

How could one be assured that they were not making an offer on a brain tumor/brain damage since the above mentioned medication was inaffective?
 

Reel Poor

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Get rid of the boat and your headache will probably go with it. ;)
 

rwise

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I am told I am already enuf or a headache to those around me :D I have a headache cure, but would need a photo to see if it would be effective,,,,,,,,,,,, ;)
 

r1gal

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Re: Headach for Sale

Ob, You would be able to return the headache... You know...like, if for some reason you were'nt satisfied.
 

ob

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Originally posted by U of M Gal:<br /> Ob, You would be able to return the headache... You know...like, if for some reason you were'nt satisfied.
Sounds fair.Any written or otherwise implied warranties that guarantee against said headache from displaying symptoms or characteristics of other related yet phisiologically different ailments such as pains in the neck or say,belly aches?Would there be any restocking or re-implanting charges subtracted from a refund attempt if one was to not be completely satisfied? Hate to be so technically picky on this one ,but just want to make sure I get what I pay for.After all this is a technical topic forum.BTW,$500 seems a bit steep of a starting amount for a used headache,if I may be so bold.Also I believe iboats discourages the sale of items that can be obtained on their site.I mean if perhaps you were to entertain the notion of offering it at no charge to someone who could use it ,would be most generous and would not go un-noticed.
 

one more cast

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Re: Headach for Sale

UoMG, I have something that may be worth a shot. My Dad had a real bad headache (Yes I was a headache but not this one)that lasted over a year and the doctors couldn't find the answers. An old timer told him to go in the woods and make a pillow out of Balsam boughs. He used that pillow for many years, refilling it with fresh boughs every couple years, until he died headache free in his 80's.
 

Pony

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I use medicated cooling strips that stick to your forehead..........almost works instantly.
 

roscoe

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Friend just went thru this, same symptoms, same tests.<br />Blood pressure was slightly elevated.<br /><br />Finally found a doctor that put her on a more normal diet with tons of water, stopped all meds.<br />Her large intestine had apparenty stopped working properly due to her small food intake and lack of water.<br /><br />She returned to normal within 3 days, no headach in a month, blood pressure dropped back down.<br /><br />Good Luck.
 

Kenneth Brown

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Re: Headach for Sale

You might also look into the wisdom teeth if they are still in. They can put pressure on the jawbone and it feels just like a headache. I kept one for almost two years, same story. A nurse happened to see a crooked tooth in the x ray. $1700 and 7 teeth less (I had a few more that needed to come out) the headache was gone.
 
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