The Lost Chapter of Genesis

[aspeck]

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make,and she will not nag you. She will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Of course the rest is history......................

 

[Twidget]

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d That there is funny. d

 

[mikeandronda]

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Bad Art.......Bad..........And now that I showed my wife......Bad Mike .......bad........8)

 

[heycods]

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ddd

 

[rottenray6402]

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Just goes to show that cheapest price isn't always the best bargin...... :^:$

 

[JB]

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About 51 years ago I got the one God wanted an arm and a leg for. I guess God needed a few thousand years to make one like that and I happened to be next in line.

Now I am down to only two arms and two legs, but I looked pretty wierd with three of each anyway.8)

 

[Mr.Ladyfish]

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8)8) at the joke

You sure can get dependent on them. LF has only been gone 24 hours and I can't tell who's more miserable, me or the dog.