Saturday morning Zen

[Bob_VT]

More Zen for People Who Take Life Too Seriously



1. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.


2. Support bacteria! They're the only culture some people have.


3. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?


4. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.


5. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


6. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


7. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?".


8. What is the speed of dark?


9. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?


Editied for family friendly before I posted!

 

[Ron G]

Re: Saturday morning Zen

ddi bet the unedieted was pretty fun too.

 

[CN Spots]

Re: Saturday morning Zen

If you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn on the headlights...

does anything happen?

-Steven Wright

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: Saturday morning Zen

Why is it called night and day?

 

[technostingray]

Re: Saturday morning Zen

Why is it called night and day?

Hit the brakes on a car travellng at the speed of light and you will find out.

Bob, moment of zen? Pretty liberal concept.
Here is your moment of zen, The Daily Show. :}

 

[AK_Chappy]

Re: Saturday morning Zen

Bob VT,
Send me the rest of it......PLEEEEASE.

AKChappy2004 (AT) yahoo.com


AK Chappy

 

[technostingray]

Re: Saturday morning Zen

Well, that works. Is anyone having trouble posting new threads? Logged out and got locked in. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Link]

Re: Saturday morning Zen

10. Only fat people drink diet coke!