I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

Admin5

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My wife has been giving me grief over this for a while saying I am warped; I have convinced my 5 and 6 year old kids that the tooth fairy is actually a tatooed old biker named Bob who has fairy wings under his leather jacket. I told them that sometimes his beard might tickle them in their sleep while he is exchanging money for a tooth and I finally found a picture of him on the internet. They both wanted me to print it out for them to show their friends. Very funny!

The best part about it is that there is some biker dude down in Australia who has no clue that kids in the USA think he is the real tooth fairy! Here is a link to the picture of "Bob" that I showed them....priceless!

http://www.kingscrossbikers.com/stanimal.jpg
 

JRJ

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

What are you going to come up with for Santa and the Easter Bunny:%d:)
 

snapperbait

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

ROTFLMAO... You are a sick man, Admin5...... d:) Love it..lol....
 

VADER8674

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

they will be even more warped than your wife thinks you are thats so cool
 

Plainsman

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

I see nightmares in the future...:^
 

ZmOz

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

I hope you can afford the therapy. ;)
 

RPJS

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

Your wife is right Admin 5, you are warpedd:)
 

aspeck

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

It's cool - he DRINKS coke! 8)
 

Bob_VT

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

Wait until Christmas when you lean out the window and start yelling "I don't care who you are fat man get off my roof!!"

Great picture! Why not just show a picture of JB to the kids!
 

danpemby

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

Very dimented, I like it but, Very dimented
 

LadyFish

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

Bruno, if my Daddy told me that 'Bob the Biker' was the tooth fairy and his beard tickeled me in my sleep, I would have had nightmares. LOLOLOL :^
 

Mr.Ladyfish

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

LMAO!
You're one strange dude Admin5..... 8)
 

roscoe

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

Can't wait till they try to remove a bikers leather jacket, to see it he has wings. :^
 

kenimpzoom

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

Why does the tooth fairy have no teeth?

Ken
 

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

aspeck said:
It's cool - he DRINKS coke! 8)

My second thought (first being that Admin 5 is twisted) was that he looks like he is practicing for a career as a NASCAR driver . . .
 

rwise

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

JRJ said:
What are you going to come up with for Santa and the Easter Bunny:%d:)

That's easy, Easter bunnie stew, and deviled eggs :devil:
 

Dave Abrahamson

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

Dare ya to call him(Stanimal) Stanley....or fairy ;)
 

RPJS

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

Admin5 said:
The best part about it is that there is some biker dude down in Australia who has no clue that kids in the USA think he is the real tooth fairy! Here is a link to the picture of "Bob" that I showed them....priceless!

http://www.kingscrossbikers.com/stanimal.jpg

This was a challenge to get in contact with him wasn't it Admin 5.8)

My bad:devil::devil:
 

walleyehed

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Re: I just showed my kids who the Tooth Fairy is...

What...you mean...that "isn't" the tooth fairy???
 
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