bassboy1
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Jun 23, 2006
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An old cowboy sat down at starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he was sipping his coffee a young women sat down next to him.
She turned to him and asked "are you a real cowboy?"
He replied "Well I've spent my whole life breaking colts, Working cows, goin' to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves,cleanin' my barn, fixin' flats, and feeding my dogs so I guess I'm a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women. Whan I shower I think about women. When I shower I think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems everything I do makes me think about women.
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later a man sat down on the other side of the cowboy and asked,"are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, " I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a lesbian. 8)
She turned to him and asked "are you a real cowboy?"
He replied "Well I've spent my whole life breaking colts, Working cows, goin' to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves,cleanin' my barn, fixin' flats, and feeding my dogs so I guess I'm a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women. Whan I shower I think about women. When I shower I think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems everything I do makes me think about women.
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later a man sat down on the other side of the cowboy and asked,"are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, " I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a lesbian. 8)
