How to make a woman happy

[BoatBuoy]

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef!
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT :

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

 

[stan_deezy]

Re: How to make a woman happy

8)8)8)

Oh how true........................... :'(

 

[Firestar]

Re: How to make a woman happy

That is so true it's..:|.........sad:'(

 

[Tail_Gunner]

Re: How to make a woman happy

Yep and we coming back for more............. Speak's volume's on us too huh .............8) Ummm maybe that is why there so suspicous of the male...........:} dont answer that just leave it die.

 

[Ralphy]

Re: How to make a woman happy

Hey where's the BEER?

 

[puddle jumper]

Re: How to make a woman happy

yup way to true

 

[JasonJ]

Re: How to make a woman happy

It's accuracy brings a tear to the eye...

 

[Reel Poor]

Re: How to make a woman happy

:'( :'( :'( :'(

 

[Kenneth Brown]

Re: How to make a woman happy

Hey where's the BEER?

Lazy tramp ain't brought it yet!

 

[danpemby]

Re: How to make a woman happy

Amen my brothers, Amen! d

 

[treedancer]

Re: How to make a woman happy

Quote Ralphy
Hey where's the BEER?

http://www.aim-digest.com/gateway/pages/general/articles/goodnews.htm

The latest scientific evidence on the benefits of moderate beer consumption was presented to members of the European Parliament, the press and the public at the 2nd Beer & Health Symposium in Brussels 18 October 2001. In her opening speech Mrs Marianne Thyssen, Member of the European Parliament, stressed the importance of moderation as the condition of the positive contribution of beer to a healthy lifestyle.

Whoopee that makes it a food group ,right?8)

 

[rwise]

Re: How to make a woman happy

I got that covered, well all but 48, 50 and 50. Then there is the beer thing,,,,8)d

 

[aspeck]

Re: How to make a woman happy

Hmmm, 49 out of 54 - no wonder my wife loves me so much and thinks I am so wonderful! o 8) :devil:

 

[QC]

Re: How to make a woman happy

I'm just sittin' here shakin' my head . . . The only thing inconsistent for me is that I like to help take her clothes off . . .

 

[crunch]

Re: How to make a woman happy

#55. You must validate her belief in Astrology... that's one I haven't mastered yet, with a straight face.

Rwise, I noticed you listed #50 twice... good for you, not so good for the relationship. 8)

Tree, I'm thinking there is hope for our differing views yet!

 

[rwise]

Re: How to make a woman happy

Like she don't look d