levittownnick
Senior Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Jul 2, 2003
- Messages
- 789
Re: A little something for OMR,+ the Other Grammatically Challenged Posters
I got tihs bfroee but got it aagin tdoay.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
>The
> phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
>Cmabrigde
> Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
>are, the
> olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the
>rghit
> pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit
>a
> porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
> istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
>
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
> 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
>
> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
>
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
>
> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
>
> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
> that they don't have e-mail addresses.
>
> 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
> anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
>
> 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
> screen.
>
> 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even
> have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause
> for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
>
> 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
>
> 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
>
> 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
>
> 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
> this message.
>
> 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
>
> 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
> this list.
>
> AND NOW U R LAUGHING at you.
I got tihs bfroee but got it aagin tdoay.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
>The
> phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
>Cmabrigde
> Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
>are, the
> olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the
>rghit
> pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit
>a
> porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
> istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
>
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
> 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
>
> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
>
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
>
> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
>
> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
> that they don't have e-mail addresses.
>
> 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
> anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
>
> 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
> screen.
>
> 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even
> have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause
> for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
>
> 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
>
> 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
>
> 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
>
> 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
> this message.
>
> 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
>
> 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
> this list.
>
> AND NOW U R LAUGHING at you.
