Presidential Candidates

[levittownnick]

I just wanted to pass on this e-mail that I got this morning.

Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John
Edwards were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulder and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing the exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of
the window and make 156 million people very happy."

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

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Lets hope that they don't fall into the Whitehouse.:0

 

[levittownnick]

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I never considered that possibility. Good thinking. :devil::devil::devil:

 

[OldMercsRule]

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Very Good.

 

[heycods]

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> Important Election Poll
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> The Democratic National Committee is currently polling Americans
> through the Internet to determine the electability of Hillary Clinton
> for the Presidency of the United States in 2008.
>
> This survey has already been passed to thousands of Americans, and you
> were next on the list. If you would like to show your support for
> Hillary and encourage her to run for President of the United States in
> 2008, please add your name to the bottom of the list below and send it
> on.
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[Plainsman]

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8):$

 

[heycods]

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Dearest friends,
I am writing to you to ask for your help in shedding light on a
perplexing situation I find myself contemplating. I have selected
you as a group to aid me because you have known me for at least 40 years and I value your opinion. Your religious experiences are
varied and that is important to the problem I am faced with.
Over the years, we have all observed the seemingly random factors that affect all of our lives, sometimes without
apparent rhyme or reason. We have seen some marriages dissolve over nothing and
others grow stronger under adverse conditions. We have seen fate
play a role in who survives critical illnesses and who succumbs to them. We have all seen good people suffer
great misfortunes while some people of low character thrive. In our lifetime, we have seen Churches and
Religious institutions all around the world become revised, televised, energized and even scandalized.
We are all well aware that a higher power has control of nearly all things.
Personally, I have stood in the doorway of a 7/11 in Atlanta , amid a shootout between the police and a
gunman and walked away unscathed. On a golf course, I saw a lightning bolt strike a man dead while
those of us nearby where untouched. We all watched as Hurricane Katrina ravaged some areas of the
coast and left other nearby homes standing intact. The enormity of these random and seemingly unfair applications
of good or bad fortune is at the core of my dilemma.
I have studied sacred writings of all major religions searching for an answer, and now I pose the question to you.
I cannot fathom that the highest power in this universe could take Anna Nicole from us and leave Hillary behind

 

[stevieray]

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While we are on the general subject:

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, my father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

 

[bigtwin]

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Hey I got some funny jokes to!!!

What is the difference between Veitnam and Iraq????
"W" knew how to get out of Veitnam!!!

Ask by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: "Well, George Washington couldn't tell a lie. Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and George W Bush can't tell the difference."

George W Bush was once ask what he thought about Roe V. Wade. After some thought he replied: He thought that was just about the most important decision George Washington had to make before crossing the Delaware.

Now thats FUNNY!!!!!!!!