Re: She was so blonde that-----------
AUTO REPAIR <br />A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it <br />died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. <br />She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." <br />She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" <br /><br />SPEEDING TICKET <br />A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if <br />he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would <br />get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then <br />today you expect me to show it to you!" <br /><br />EXPOSURE <br />A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right <br />****** hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are <br />you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, <br />officer?" "Because your ****** is hanging out." He says. She looks down <br />and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!" <br /><br />RIVER WALK <br />There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees <br />another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I <br />get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down <br />the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." <br /><br />KNITTING <br />A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. <br />Glancing into the car he was astounded to see that the blonde behind <br />the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing <br />lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his <br />bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, <br />"IT'S A SCARF!" .. <br /><br />BLONDE ON THE SUN <br />A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian <br />said, 'We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the <br />first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the <br />first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other <br />and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn <br />up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, <br />you know. We're going at night!" <br /><br />IN A VACUUM <br />A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She <br />rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, <br />"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" <br />She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" <br /><br />FINAL EXAM <br />The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists <br />of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, <br />stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of <br />inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the <br />coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails. <br />Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is <br />still sweating it out. During the last few minutes she is seen <br />desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, <br />alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam <br />in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers." <br /><br />FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! <br />There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she <br />decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local <br />park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: I <br />have kidnapped your child.. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde. She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight <br />home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in <br />a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside <br />the bag was the following note.... Here is your money. I cannot believe <br />that one blonde would do this to another!<br />_________________
