What is Marketing?

[aspeck]

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and compliment her hair. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me." She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

 

[gonefishie]

Re: What is Marketing?

Everybody know that to have a successful campaign you first must do a product desmontration then you have to have good public relations and it's a done deal. To have good customer feedbacks and brand loyalty your product have to be reliable and your public relations have to be consistent.

 

[stevieray]

Re: What is Marketing?

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."

That's FALSE Advertising (in my case anyways)

 

[PW2]

Re: What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl and tell her you're rich.

She says, "Let's just skip the marriage step and buy me a new car and a new house, and we'll each be on our separate way"

That's called a "reality show"