Breaking News - Be Careful ...

[aspeck]

Be sure to lock your doors and windows at home!

A man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his ear.

Police suspect a cereal killer.

 

[Bass Man Bruce]

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Groooaaaannnn! Geez Aspeck your gonna kill somebody with jokes like that!

 

[QC]

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. . . found the man face down in his bathtub . . . A banana was sticking out of his ear

You sure 'bout the ear?

 

[aspeck]

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Ummm, trying to be nice here ... family site and all ...

And yes, BM Bruce, I know it was bad ...

 

[QC]

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Yup. Just trying to get you zapped . . .

 

[aspeck]

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Only been zapped on one thread, and don't want that to happen again, so I posted a thread about Hershey's and their products - instead of Mars and their products!

 

[JB]

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That is soooooooo bad it is almost funny.

 

[Limited-Time]

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Theres gott'a be a banana split joke in there somewhere!!

 

[i386]

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I'm guessing a banana in the ear was far off from the original version.

 

[jinx]

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I waited through dial up for that?

Jinx

 

[KaGee]

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Corny! :d