Bar Scene

Fly Rod

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two men sitting in a bar on top of the Empire State Buildig, the first man says to the other, the tail wind that blows around this building is very strong, I've jumped from that window before and by the time I get down to the tenth floor, the tail wind would spin me around the building and through the window.

The bartender looks at him and shakes his head while wiping the bar, the second man says that he does not believe him. I'll prove it to you says the first man, he jumps out the window, gets to the tenth floor spins around to the other side and enters the room, he walks back up stairs and the 2nd man says, I don't believe it, so the 1st man says watch, I'll do it again. He jumps out from on top of the building a 2nd time, gets down to the 10th floor spins around the building and goes into the window, he walks back upstairs and the
2nd man says, I believe you now and I'm going to jump out that window and come in through the tenth floor window. The man jumps, passes the 15th floor,the 13th, the 9th and 8th floor and splatters onto the pavement.

The bartender says, "I hate it when you get drunk, you're such a dumb a-- SUPERMAN."
 
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