Who knew

obezag

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Last night (Saturday) the Wife and I were at our friends house. We had a few "pops" and I decided to take some back roads home (rural New York) to avoid the main, policed roads. About half way home we heard and felt something hit the truck. I'm thinking it's a deer. This is a dark, secluded road with no houses anywhere in sight. I get out and there's a pig laying there. It's alive but there are no houses or farms around so I put it to the side of the road. Next day a Sheriff's car pulls into our driveway. He issues me a ticket for not reporting hitting a pet! I now understand that it is the same as hitting a dog or cat. Who knew?!!
 

mthieme

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Re: Who knew

You should have thrown in the back of the truck and had a BBQ.
 

Bass Man Bruce

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Re: Who knew

This is a dark, secluded road with no houses anywhere in sight. I get out and there's a pig laying there. It's alive but there are no houses or farms around so I put it to the side of the road. Next day a Sheriff's car pulls into our driveway. He issues me a ticket for not reporting hitting a pet!

How in the heck did he know it was you that hit the bacon??!?
 

kenmyfam

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Re: Who knew

So who's pig was it ????? where they watching you ????
 

fishmen111

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Re: Who knew

The pig was working undercover...he reported you.:D
 

obezag

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Re: Who knew

The pig "squealed" on me!! :)
An old joke but I just happened to think of it and thought I'd share.
 

triumphrick

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Re: Who knew

Hmm......things must be a little slow in W. NY this time of the year....:rolleyes:
 
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