Expidia
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- Aug 26, 2006
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A year ago I asked for ideas in a forum thread that since my wife does not have a windshield on her side, how does she keep the bugs out of her teeth 
Of course I just tell her to keep her mouth shut, but that does not always work. I had thought of a hockey mask, but not a very attractive alternanative.
So I see this months Cabela's catalog has just the ticket now.
Here is a partial description of the new Saving Phace Mask
This over-the-face mask is ideal for boaters who tend to keep RPMs high on performance fishing and pleasure boats. Just as a hockey mask protects goalies from laser-speed slapshots, the Save Phace effectively protects your eyes and face from sun, wind, bugs, blowing sand and wave splash.
Wow, if this is a new item . . . see how far ahead of the curve I was!
I should get some type of consideration for that idea!
Even better, if I can find a girlfriend now to take on the boat who has a nice bod but my luck, a bad face . . . I can just tell her she needs to wear this here mask to protect her face

Think I'll get my Wife this one:
Of course I just tell her to keep her mouth shut, but that does not always work. I had thought of a hockey mask, but not a very attractive alternanative.
So I see this months Cabela's catalog has just the ticket now.
Here is a partial description of the new Saving Phace Mask
This over-the-face mask is ideal for boaters who tend to keep RPMs high on performance fishing and pleasure boats. Just as a hockey mask protects goalies from laser-speed slapshots, the Save Phace effectively protects your eyes and face from sun, wind, bugs, blowing sand and wave splash.
Wow, if this is a new item . . . see how far ahead of the curve I was!
I should get some type of consideration for that idea!
Even better, if I can find a girlfriend now to take on the boat who has a nice bod but my luck, a bad face . . . I can just tell her she needs to wear this here mask to protect her face

Think I'll get my Wife this one:
