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airshot

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I was saving the last bottle of porter that a buddy gave me from a micro brewery in main for a special day. That day came and when I went to get it was gone. I asked my wife where it went and she said she used it to braise the ribs we had last week. Then tells me she only used about a 1/4 of the bottle and drank the rest.
3/4 bottle of wine....I would get lucky for sure !
 

Mc Tool

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I've heard they can fit through any opening big enough for their beak and eyeball to fit through, because those can't deform.
Well I aint never heard of anybody with an octopus eyeball stuck in their butt ....or its beak , an' anyhow I didnt think they had octopusses ( octopi ?) in TN , yeah ..... somebody there would have wrote a song about that :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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