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redneck joe

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Me in three words. In my picture book mom made me back in '76 says basically the same thing on a report card from sister Mary....


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dwco5051

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The local newspaper I subscribe to is the Lock Haven Express known just as "THE EXPRESS." Drove down the lane this afternoon to the mail box and got my mail. Gave my wife the first section and took the back section to do the crossword puzzles. We switched sections and I scanned the first section's articles first and then went back to read it all the way through. Something didn't look right and I had to look at the masthead twice before I noticed it was no longer THE EXPRESS but now read THE DISTRESS. It must have taken me a half a minute until I remembered it is April 1st.the distriss.jpg
 
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