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  1. LadyFish

    Oh Fishy

    Click for a good laugh! :D
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    The Red Planet is about to be spectacular!

    This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in <br />recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers...
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    A man went skydiving for the first time...

    A man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out of the airplane.<br /><br />About five seconds later, he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He started to panic, but...
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    Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses For Stealing Direct TV

    10. For some reason, cable guy is afraid to come to the house<br /><br />9. Spends a lot of time watching television now that it's too hot to go out and kill people<br /><br />8. Wanted to see where he ranked on Court TV's 100 Creepiest Acquitted Murderers<br /><br />7. Figured "real killers"...
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    Beware of Flying Fish

    "Yee-haw! There's flyin' fish everywhere!" <br /><br />Says Danny Brown, who caught a big one the first week in July on the Missouri River. About 10 big ones. <br /><br />That wasn't his goal, but these fish are accommodating _ and dangerous. Brown, a biologist with the Missouri Department of...
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    3 Mistakes Men Make at Work

    Men, in turns out, don't listen well. (ROTFLMAO). Listening is the most important skill a man can bring to a business interaction with a woman, according to a recent survey conducted by Package You, a Scottsdale-based company specializing in professional presence, visual impact, business...
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    Be Careful What You Wish For (Funny)

    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for his order. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "...what's yours?"<br /><br />"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.<br /><br />A...
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    BBQ Season

    Now that BBQ season has arrived, it is perhaps a good idea to remind one and all of the tremendous significance of barbecues in the fabric of society and why men have barbecued meat from the dawn of civilization. Keep up the good work, men!<br...
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    I took the boat out by myself !!!!

    It may not seem like a big deal to most of you guys who have been doing it for years but for me it was empowering.<br /><br />I've piloted our boat for a few years now but never completely alone with no one else onboard. I made 6-7 docking practices to be sure I could manuver a 22' CC into a...
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    Right on the heels of 'Dennis the Menace' comes Emily

    She is now a Category 3 with winds 115 gusting to 140 moving WNW at 20. She is expected to pass over the Yucatan and enter the southeastern Gulf of Mexico late Monday.<br /><br />All indications are for further strengthening. Central pressure is 968 mb.<br /><br />Another storm to watch closely. :(
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    Some Great Dog Quotes

    The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.<br />- Anonymous <br /><br />If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. <br />- Will Rogers <br /><br />Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you...
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    Hurricane Dennis

    This is a serious storm y'all. It already has winds in excess of 105 and its expected to reach a Cat 3 before it enters the Gulf of Mexico. Its anyone's guess if this storm has the potential to be a Cat 4-5. Right now the computer models and projections have it going into Mobile Alabama. By...
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    Texas Man Arrested After Heroic Rescue

    Tue Jul 5, 7:09 AM ET<br /><br />SAN MARCOS, Texas - A man who rescued a swimmer caught in swirling river currents found himself in trouble soon afterward when he was arrested by authorities who claimed he was interfering. <br /><br />Dave Newman, 48, disobeyed repeated orders by emergency...
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    Weekly Q&A July 5th

    This Week's Questions:<br /><br />1. Did you set off your own fireworks (I already know Noel's answer :p ) or see a public display on the 4th?<br /><br />2. What meat did you BBQ this weekend?<br /><br />3. What’s your favorite American historical landmark? (Statue of Liberty, Mt...
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    Happy Birthday Canada

    On July 1, 1867, the British government approved a plan which allowed Canada to become an independent country with its own government. This new nation, which remained loyal to Britain, was called the Dominion of Canada.<br /><br />
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    Just poppin in.........

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    RUTT ROH....need avatar help

    I was playing around and lost my avatar. I got it back but can't make it work.<br /><br />Test <br /><br />Okay I can get it to work in a post but not in my profile. I set url then set avatar, what the heck am I doing wrong? :confused:
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    Stuffed Flounder

    Now that I'm a "lady of leisure" I thought I would stuff the flounder I caught last weekend for dinner tonight.<br /><br />I already have some fresh shrimp and I am heading downstairs to the dock to catch me a crab or two for the stuffing.<br /><br />How do you stuff your flounder?
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    How's Your Garden Growing?

    Mine didn't do all that well this year. We are in desperate need of rain. Even our lawn is getting crispy and we are watering it 3 times a week.<br /><br />I pulled my tomatoe plants up the other day since they were finished producing. I had a good crop despite how the bushes looked. I think I...
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    Three sisters

    Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs...
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