gonfishn
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MERGERS....<br /><br />For all of you with any money left after Christmas, be aware of the <br />next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and <br />make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2006.<br /><br />1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. <br />R.Grace Co. will merge and become:<br />Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.<br /><br />2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and <br />become: Poly, Warner Cracker.<br /><br />3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood.<br /><br />4. ) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will <br />merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.<br /><br />5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.<br /><br />6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell <br />Honeychild.<br /><br />7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.<br /><br />8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will <br />become: Knott NOW!
