710

[LadyFish]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A<br /><br /> blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at<br /><br /> each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"<br /><br /> She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,<br /><br /> I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not<br /><br /> know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The<br /><br /> mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw<br /><br /> what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it<br /><br /> wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up<br /><br /> and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of<br /><br /> course, its right there."<br /><br /> <br /> If your not sure what a 710 is, click here.....

 

[RetNav]

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LadyFish, I couldnl't imagine what you were talking about. so I looked. <br />LOL

 

[Elmer Fudge]

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[OBJ]

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ROFLMAO!!!!!! <br /><br />No further comment needed!!!!LOL

 

[gonfishn]

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Not fishn huh Ladyfish...Thought so..

 

[Ralph 123]

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ROFLMAO @ Gonfishn!

 

[JB]

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HEEEheeheehee <br /><br />Reminds me of a cat we had once. Youngest daughter, Heidi, called him "Eff-one-dee-zero"

 

[snapperbait]

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Thats just tooooooo much!

 

[bubbakat]

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Lady fish you need to get out more.<br />got to admit that was a good one

 

[LadyFish]

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It's not often I laugh out loud at blonde jokes but that one cracked me up. <br /><br />No fishn today, yanked the boat out last week so hubby can add fishing lights. It's killing me too, supposed to be 75 tomorrow.

 

[one more cast]

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Way to go Ladyfish, That one has a chance at Funny of the year

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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STRANDED<br /><br />There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.<br />Where's the sign?

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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Lube dude is going to like that one.<br /><br />Excellent Ladyfish,