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Irish confessional
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There?s a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
?Father, forgive me, for it?s been a very long time since I?ve been to confession,
but I must first admit that the confessional box
is much more inviting than it used to be.?
..
...
The priest replies: ?Get out. You?re on my side.?
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There?s a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
?Father, forgive me, for it?s been a very long time since I?ve been to confession,
but I must first admit that the confessional box
is much more inviting than it used to be.?
..
...
The priest replies: ?Get out. You?re on my side.?
