Bassy
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2003
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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern <br />Minnesota.<br />> <br />> The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to <br />read. <br />> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing <br />and <br />> decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides <br />> to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and <br />> continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. <br />> He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. <br />What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that<br />> obvious?") <br />> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry<br />> officer, but I'm <br />> not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know <br />> you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." <br />> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. <br />> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." <br />> <br />> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can <br />> also think. <br />>
