heycods
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>Ponder these questions when you don't want to think about important stuff!<br />><br />>If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?<br />><br />>Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?<br />><br />>What do chickens think we taste like?<br />><br />>What do people in China call their good plates?<br />><br />>What do you call a male ladybug?<br />><br />>What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?<br />><br />>When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?<br />><br />>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?<br />><br />>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?<br />><br />>Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?<br />><br />>Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and<br />>drive?<br />><br />>Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?<br />><br />>Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of<br />>parachutes?<br />><br />>Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?<br />><br />>Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?<br />><br />>How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?<br />><br />>If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have<br />locks<br />>on the door?<br />><br />>Why is a bra singular and panties plural?<br />><br />>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why<br />don't<br />>they make the whole plane out of that stuff?<br />><br />>If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a<br />>freedom fighter fight?<br />><br />>If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?<br /> <br /> >If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on,<br /> >what happens?<br /> ><br /> >Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?<br /> ><br /> >Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment,<br /> >but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?<br /> ><br /> >Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?<br /> ><br /> >What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?<br /> ><br /> >Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?<br /> ><br /> >If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?<br /> ><br /> >If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?<br /> ><br /> >If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter?<br /> ><br /> >If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of ONE?<br /> >
