CN Spots
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Oct 19, 2005
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A man is sitting on a plane waiting for departure when a woman get onboard and sets down besides him. He notices after a few minutes that she is visably upset, sweating and shaking. He asks "is this your first flight?" "No" she replies. "I've flown hundreds of times before" "Sorry, but I couldn't help but notice that you're nervous." "Thank you, it's not the flight I'm worried about, it's the destination. You see, I've been transferred to Memphis for the next few years and, well, I've heard terrible stories about the crime rate there. Murders and rapes and robberies every day are the norm they say. I'm terrified!" "Hogwash!" he said. "I've been working in Memphis for fifteen years nows and will tell you from experience that it's just like every other city. Be nice to other people, mind your own business and avoid the bad parts of town and you'll find that it's not as bad as everyone says." The woman begins to relax. "Oh thank you. I was really worried that it was a really bad town but I guess you have to live there to truly know the city... By the way, what do you do in Memphis, if you don't mind me asking?" "Me?" he asks...<br /><br /> "I'm a tailgunner on a breadtruck."<br /><br /><br /> 
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